Say what?  That's the question that I kept asking myself today as I aerated my front lawn.  No, I didn't rent a fancy machine to do the dirty job.  I did it in the most manual of ways--by walking around and stabbing the ground

Ah, America...Home of the free, land of the brave.  Home to the stupid, conniving capitalist pigs who think they have a sense of entitlement to haggle in every store that they shop in!  Domain of the losers who hold up the checkou

Today, as I watched the news coverage of Fidel Castro's stepping down, I heard yet another incredibly stupid Bushism:He stated that he hopes Castro's resignation will bring "fair and democratic" elections to Cuba instead of "st

Well, where to begin?  I guess it's true when people say, "When it rains, it pours"!  Except here, we're getting our first *real* snow of 2008.  The district kids had off from school today, and were sledding down

Well, Mardi Gras is now upon us!  The King Cake is long gone, and in one more day's time, I'll look ridiculous walking around in public strewn in beaded necklaces!   As for those fastnachts, I refuse to eat them--I'm all about t